the rantings and rebloggings of a crazy bitchy feminazi
my name is adam and i like funny things
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i was once described as the lindsay lohan of tumblr
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Anonymous asked: don't you still have to go to flight attendant school?
not if you work ground crew wahooo
i mean there’s a certain amount of training involved i’m sure but that’s true of any job
basically this was brought on by me meeting a guy this weekend who does baggage handling for delta and that’s pretty much what i want except in portland or seattle.
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teddybearandlily replied to your post<span >: <em >also i’m going to drop out and work for an…
but won’t your money/studying have all been in vain then?
yes
i don’t care
it’s time to cut my losses
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coffeeandmisconceptions replied to your post<span >: <em >also i’m going to drop out and work for an…
why? working for an airline doesn’t sound like a very enjoyable job
do you like flying places for free
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also i’m going to drop out and work for an airline
like
not just saying that
i’m really planning on doing that quite soon
man
let me tell you all about my day
spent a few hours trying to get to the amtrak station so i could get out of seattle
my train that was supposed to leave at 5:30 is delayed an hour
no big deal
i go to starbucks to wait it out
go back to the train station at 6:30
whoops
train actually arrived on time!
and my baggage left with the train!
get refund, buy greyhound ticket that cost more than my amtrak ticket, takes longer and has no wifi or power outlets
spend panicked half hour trying to find seattle greyhound station
phone dies
charge phone for five minutes (that charge lasts FOUR HOURS which is AMAZING)
spend greyhound ride next to baby that spits up the whole time
arrive in portland after 4 hours
train station already closed with my bag containing most of my stuff inside
today i have eaten a cup of clam chowder
that’s it
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this is one of my favorite rides in magic mountain ^_^
(Source: procaine)
Anonymous asked: why are you so awkward on camera lately,it's almost painful to watch.
you mean in nerdsky’s videos?
i dunno man, she just kinda points cameras at me and i haven’t figured out how to react
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bh ideas now has a submit button
you know what that means
megacycles is about to get a lot less funny ):
