May 2013
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Start the day off right with an hour and a half of kitchen nightmares
May 18th
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Nick was describing some sort of cataclysmic event and he said “you hear a loud buzzing” and I said “bees” and then everyone latched onto it and derailed the poor guy’s story so then he made everyone do an endurance check to see if we are allergic to bees and most of us passed but Ryan failed due to having -1 endurance. Ryan also rolled a natural 1 when he tried to...
May 18th
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Oh yeah I played d&d last night. Now it’s 6am and I’m awake and very angry about it
May 18th
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May 18th
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It’s an eephoon. （＾＿＾）☆
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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i just had my last day at the kiosk ever it is done from this day forward adam robertson works in a facility with a break room
May 18th
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I go home in five hours and all I wanna do is watch kitchen nightmares
May 18th
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claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
May 17th
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today is my last day of working at the kiosk before i move to the big store i’m so excited
May 17th
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I really want kids I really don’t want kids right now
May 17th
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thatzak replied to your post: hahaaaaa i’m gonna be such a kick-ass dad We all have to have kids within the same year. oh f*ck here comes uncle thatzak
May 17th
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hahaaaaa i’m gonna be such a kick-ass dad
May 17th
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almost went to bed before seeing office finale spoilers god dammit
May 17th
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cataquacks replied to your post: what does a mayor even do besides “be the mayor” in some forms of municipal government a mayor literally has no power and that’s the funniest thing in the world. that’s literally my dream job i want to win the popularity contest i want to get paid to be a likable dude
May 17th
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what does a mayor even do besides “be the mayor”
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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my goal for 2014 is to singlehandedly turn twitter from a social media platform to a punchline
May 17th
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i want a dang steak
May 17th
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they always make one person in kitchen nightmares “the bad guy”
May 17th
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afayejay replied to your post: the worst thing i can think of right now is a… And no sex for over a month. damn, a whole month
May 17th
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May 17th
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AW HE HOSTED A FAMILY DAY FOR HIS COMMUNITY
May 17th
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aw this guy who was a real jerk to his staff is being nice now :’)
May 17th
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i love restaurants so much and that is very unfortunate because they’re fckin expensive
May 17th
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kitchen nightmares is hard to watch
May 17th
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bitcorn replied to your post: i can navigate around a mac pretty well but the… you can you have to click “view - enter presentation mode” i learned today
May 17th
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i can navigate around a mac pretty well but the one thing i can’t get over why cant you maximize windows
May 17th
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the worst thing i can think of right now is a cheetos energy drink
May 17th
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i’m gonna set up a wedding registry for me and cody
May 17th
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i think im gonna start watching kitchen nightmares
May 17th
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WatchWatch
Alex day song in H&M…
May 17th
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May 16th
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What is Vondell swain’s waist size
May 16th
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May 16th
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A gaggle of geese A school of fish A Japan of Japanese people
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Phone activations continue to be the leading cause of my grey hairs
May 16th
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I have the worlds biggest headache Work has been a nightmare It’s just weird problem after weird problem and I’m exhausted
May 16th
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