what the _____
recently i’ve noticed something troubling. some people seem to think that it is okay to put any word after “what the”. it is not. here’s a list of acceptable “what the” phrases: - what the heck: used around parents and children - what the hell: standard phrase, all-purpose - what the fuck: stronger; used to denote extreme confusion or anger and here are...
i just bought minecraft
How do I get my neighbours kids to shut up while...
kill them. Ask me anything that’s not terrible
It's quite hard to make a point and be articulate...
if everyone in the world focused on technicalities, the entire world would be assholes. Ask me anything that’s not terrible
three things that i hate: a rant
i hate it when people assume things about me when they’ve never talked to me in their entire life. the other day somebody on formspring said that i seem like i would be a bad driver. how the fuck do you ascertain that?! i make videos on the internet. that’s all i do. they know nothing about me, and yet, somehow, they just know in their gut that i drive like a blindfolded elderly...
What's the worst thing to get stuck in your teeth?
orphans. Ask me anything that’s not terrible
what do you have instead of fall break?
school. Ask me anything that’s not terrible
Anonymous asked: If I asked you to be my friend, would you be my friend? Or are you too famous?
crayolaoctopus asked: if you could be any cat, which cat would you be (like, cat in the hat, vivien, etc.)
Anonymous asked: O_O you have FORMSPRING AND THIS NOW?!?! *mind explodes*
Anonymous asked: IT ACTUALLY WASN'T A DUDE. I am insulted that you would think that of me.
Anonymous asked: I know who wrote all those things on your formspring..this is awkward... ;)
every year around this time urban outfitters updates their catalog and EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD. hnnng
you thought you were bored as shit on tv, get ready to be bored as shit on the...– thatzak (about c-span having a youtube channel)
more things people shouldn't ask me on formspring
“will you follow my twitter/subscribe to my channel/follow my tumblr?” this is another one of those questions that makes me feel like a jerk, because i probably won’t. i only follow people who produce content that i enjoy, and i would really appreciate if you didn’t ask me about it because i hate being mean to people but my following policy is pretty firm. ...
owlssayhooot: effyeahnefariousfauxpod: safarizone: youvejustbeenmauriced: I was trying to post this myself, but I’m an idiot. Thank you. YES. Thank you, great Tumblr lord. This is the best. Ever. It’s been concluded. i am so happy that this exists
need advice ):
i’m writing something which might never see the light of day but i’m writing it anyway and i’ve come across a stylistic stumbling block: i had a couple sentences that i wanted to put in parentheses, but it looked messy, so i put it in a footnote, but then it looked like i was ripping off john green. i could really use some feedback :\ should i go with footnotes or parentheses?
Adam: ...wait, so girls don't usually hang out naked in their rooms and read together?
Kayley: only on Thursdays.
Adam: dear diary
Adam: i have a new favorite day of the week
Adam: sorry friday.
What model of phone do you have is it fancy like a droid or an iphone, or is it...– anonymous formspringer