i had to write a politically correct version of a...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Right to Fulfill His Desires of Attaining Immortality Despite the General Disapproval of the Community at Large Harry Potter was, in most respects, a boy who did not deviate outside society’s perception of normality. He was an orphan who lived with his aunt, uncle, and cousin, whose interests and ambitions often clashed with Harry’s. Harry was...
my top 10: vampire weekend
walcott cousins giving up the gun oxford comma m79 a-punk campus i stand corrected bryn cape cod kwassa kwassa
The person next to me has an iPhone!
digidestined: This brings the total score so far to: iPhones- 1, Blackberrys- 0 unfortunately, you also have an iphone, which brings the total score back down to 0 on both sides.
my top 10: arctic monkeys
fluorescent adolescent crying lightning when the sun goes down from the ritz to the rubble a certain romance the view from the afternoon the bakery pretty visitors the jeweller’s hands bigger boys and stolen sweethearts
my top 10: the white stripes
the air near my fingers hypnotize it’s my fault for being famous your southern can is mine little ghost honey, we can’t afford to look this cheap forever for her (is over for me) death letter you’ve got her in your pocket my doorbell
some days you feel really bummed out and then the universe or god or something feels sorry for you too and decides to throw you a curveball by saying “hey, maybe you should just go to disneyland with charlieissocoollike this summer; cheer up, sport.” today is one of those days.
this feels like seventh grade all over again
everybody should go to www.whichyoutuber.com and take the quiz as both a boy and a girl and reblog with your results. as a boy: owlssayhoot as a girl: youraverageadam
[9:17:36 PM] Vivien: why wont my stomach shut up [9:17:43 PM] Adam: because it’s a woman [9:17:58 PM] Vivien: why wont it make itself a sammich then BRILLIANT
what tumblr is for
i’m currently speaking with rosy (who has just recently been deemed not cool enough to roll with my crew) about tumblr and the nature of its users. i have reached the following conclusions regarding the purpose of this site: posting pictures of yourself until your narcissism quota is filled posting pictures of people you think are attractive in the hopes that other people will find them...
rosy is no longer cool enough to roll with my crew. list of people who are cool enough to roll with my crew: the vold chagz zach vivi izzy kareem abdul-jabar rosy
If I don't get into my first choice I might...
digidestined: That was my first choice but evidently my mother controls my life. I should totally do that, it would really spite her. b’aww, you and vivien would be college buddies <3