September 2010
to the people who say "don't talk about fight...
fuck off
brb drinking bleach
someone actually put this in my formspring:
so wait if u dont listen to pop music then what do u listen to? like what other kinds of music are there?
i have no words ):
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miggs calls me the pretty prince of portland
i appreciate it although i don’t live in portland but you know close enough
i am the least favorite
i was doing ap probability and statistics homework. my brother was playing halo: reach. i have to leave for work in an hour and a half and won’t be back until 11pm. my dad walks into the room, looks at me, and says:
“before you go, you need to clean your room, empty the dishwasher, and fold all the laundry.”
he then turns to my brother and says:
“having fun,...
miggs is a genius
Adam: i'm off to bed
Justin: gnight bro
Michael Midnight: Adam...
Michael Midnight: you're already asleep!
Michael Midnight: The End
Michael Midnight: Directed by m. night shalyaman
i am not friendly
i’m going to go on a bit of a rant here about something that’s bothered me for a while. it’s an internet-exclusive phenomenon that i can’t figure out, and formspring has exacerbated the problem. it’s not anything mean or nasty or even ill-intentioned, just a major pet peeve of mine that makes me feel like a jerk but it drives me nuts so i’m talking about it...
victory
after thirteen years of living in my town, i have finally located an adhesive mustache dispenser.
when people call themselves an intellectual in their about me, i automatically assume they aren’t one.
i'm conducting a scientific experiment
i want to compare the intelligence and literacy rates of tumblr users to twitter users. i plan to do so by analyzing the questions submitted to my formspring. also, i’m really just bored and thought i would ask tumblr for questions instead of twitter and see what happens.
Miracle Sun.: Day 15 - a fanfic →
cohenism:
desperatefordaybreak:
I’ve never written a fan-fic, just to clear that up.
… SO HERE’S SOMEONE ELSE’S!!!!1 :D *Warning* This may be the most masterful piece of literature you’ll ever set your eyes upon. Brace yourself.
QUAKE URGENCY by Roger Rovensfeld Quake Marine appeared in a tech base. He looked around…
The most glorious of all literary masterpieces. *bows to Rovensfeld*
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“when i die, i want my ashes to be melted down into thread and woven into an...”
– Grant
i'm so sorry
thank you all for the undue praise that you showered upon me for my heartless butchering of a glorious song. unfortunately, every last one of you who said something about it violated a direct order; you will be reprimanded for your disobedience later. there are two things i would like to set straight:
yes, that is my voice with no effects besides a slight echo to soften it a bit
no, i really...
we ended up watching boy meets world
me: hey, turn on boy meets world.
grant: no, i'm watching the making of "silence of the lambs."
me: you haven't seen "silence of the lambs."
grant: ...oh.
a few days ago i was a stupid idiot and promised...
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i like it when this happens
my brother’s playing resident evil 5 and some guy’s talking about zombies and he goes “they’re all infected” and i immediately thought “but he’ll be alright”
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This is a tumblr dedicated to the podcast that I... →
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owlssayhooot:
dannerzz:
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adamusprime:
owlssayhooot:
LOL. Why is it socially acceptable to post “reblog if you’re a proud virgin!”? Isn’t that something that you should just… keep to yourself? I mean, you don’t see people posting “reblog if you’ve had sex and you’re proud of it!”
Some things, tumblr, some things… hahaha.
i thought the whole point of tumblr was to inform...
owlssayhooot:
LOL. Why is it socially acceptable to post “reblog if you’re a proud virgin!”? Isn’t that something that you should just… keep to yourself? I mean, you don’t see people posting “reblog if you’ve had sex and you’re proud of it!”
Some things, tumblr, some things… hahaha.
i thought the whole point of tumblr was to inform strangers of your sexual conquests.
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oh eugene
Michael Midnight: !!!!
Michael Midnight: where I parked today
Michael Midnight: next to the MJ store
Michael Midnight: was a car with a Eugene, OR. license plate
Adam: BAHAHAHAHA
Adam: AHHHHAHAHAH
Adam: OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE AT THE MARIJUANA STORE
Adam: THAT'S FANTASTIC
