to the people who say "don't talk about fight...
brb drinking bleach
someone actually put this in my formspring: so wait if u dont listen to pop music then what do u listen to? like what other kinds of music are there? i have no words ):
miggs calls me the pretty prince of portland
i appreciate it although i don’t live in portland but you know close enough
i am the least favorite
i was doing ap probability and statistics homework. my brother was playing halo: reach. i have to leave for work in an hour and a half and won’t be back until 11pm. my dad walks into the room, looks at me, and says: “before you go, you need to clean your room, empty the dishwasher, and fold all the laundry.” he then turns to my brother and says: “having fun,...
miggs is a genius
Adam: i'm off to bed
Justin: gnight bro
Michael Midnight: Adam...
Michael Midnight: you're already asleep!
Michael Midnight: The End
Michael Midnight: Directed by m. night shalyaman
i am not friendly
i’m going to go on a bit of a rant here about something that’s bothered me for a while. it’s an internet-exclusive phenomenon that i can’t figure out, and formspring has exacerbated the problem. it’s not anything mean or nasty or even ill-intentioned, just a major pet peeve of mine that makes me feel like a jerk but it drives me nuts so i’m talking about it...
after thirteen years of living in my town, i have finally located an adhesive mustache dispenser.
when people call themselves an intellectual in their about me, i automatically assume they aren’t one.
i'm conducting a scientific experiment
i want to compare the intelligence and literacy rates of tumblr users to twitter users. i plan to do so by analyzing the questions submitted to my formspring. also, i’m really just bored and thought i would ask tumblr for questions instead of twitter and see what happens.
Miracle Sun.: Day 15 - a fanfic →
cohenism: desperatefordaybreak: I’ve never written a fan-fic, just to clear that up. … SO HERE’S SOMEONE ELSE’S!!!!1 :D *Warning* This may be the most masterful piece of literature you’ll ever set your eyes upon. Brace yourself. QUAKE URGENCY by Roger Rovensfeld Quake Marine appeared in a tech base. He looked around… The most glorious of all literary masterpieces. *bows to Rovensfeld* ...
when i die, i want my ashes to be melted down into thread and woven into an...– Grant
i'm so sorry
thank you all for the undue praise that you showered upon me for my heartless butchering of a glorious song. unfortunately, every last one of you who said something about it violated a direct order; you will be reprimanded for your disobedience later. there are two things i would like to set straight: yes, that is my voice with no effects besides a slight echo to soften it a bit no, i really...
we ended up watching boy meets world
me: hey, turn on boy meets world.
grant: no, i'm watching the making of "silence of the lambs."
me: you haven't seen "silence of the lambs."
a few days ago i was a stupid idiot and promised...
i like it when this happens
my brother’s playing resident evil 5 and some guy’s talking about zombies and he goes “they’re all infected” and i immediately thought “but he’ll be alright”
This is a tumblr dedicated to the podcast that I... →
owlssayhooot: dannerzz: owlssayhooot: adamusprime: owlssayhooot: LOL. Why is it socially acceptable to post “reblog if you’re a proud virgin!”? Isn’t that something that you should just… keep to yourself? I mean, you don’t see people posting “reblog if you’ve had sex and you’re proud of it!” Some things, tumblr, some things… hahaha. i thought the whole point of tumblr was to inform...
owlssayhooot: LOL. Why is it socially acceptable to post “reblog if you’re a proud virgin!”? Isn’t that something that you should just… keep to yourself? I mean, you don’t see people posting “reblog if you’ve had sex and you’re proud of it!” Some things, tumblr, some things… hahaha. i thought the whole point of tumblr was to inform strangers of your sexual conquests.
Michael Midnight: !!!!
Michael Midnight: where I parked today
Michael Midnight: next to the MJ store
Michael Midnight: was a car with a Eugene, OR. license plate
Adam: OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE AT THE MARIJUANA STORE
Adam: THAT'S FANTASTIC