April 2011
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i'mma vent my frustrations
i feel like tumblr just continually gets dumped on with this sort of stuff.  poor tumblr.  it’s a like a guy in the friend zone. here’s what’s frustrating me: i know that i want to have a career (or at least ATTEMPT to have a career) in stand-up comedy.  that’s what i like to do.  that’s what makes me happy.  that’s what i’m reasonably good at.  i’m...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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are you excited for the royal wedding?
i’m still not totally sure who’s getting married answering questions here while i am rendered speechless!
Apr 28th
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lost-intransit asked: What is your eye colour? I can never tell in your videos. Thanks :)
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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cody: I constantly feel insignificant →
codysshort: I feel like nobody really gives a shit about me all the time. like i don’t think once i have ever had a friend just tell me i meant a lot to them yet here i am telling all my friends i love them very dearly almost on a daily basis. whenever i get into any sort of conflict or when im feeling sad… buddy ): i’m sorry to hear all this.  i want to make sure you know that...
Apr 27th
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blueberrynoke asked: This pleases me.
In you opinion, what toppings would you need in order to create the ultimate pizza?
Apr 27th
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Anonymous asked: Maybe formspring anon was upset that you don't have the link to your ask box on your tumblr page ;)
Apr 27th
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someone on formspring told me they were sad that i don’t have a tumblr ask box.  i would like to point out that i do indeed have a tumblr ask box and nobody should be sad. http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/ask
Apr 27th
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I know a guy called Robert Adamson. Except for the...
if we ever touched, we would both immediately disappear, leaving behind only a puff of energy. answering questions here while i am rendered speechless!
Apr 25th
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theyouthdieyoung asked: How would you feel if I wrote a Mindwalk fanfiction?
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
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someone logged into my facebook and liked "how to...
WHAT DID I DO TO SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM WANT TO JEOPARDIZE MY MAIN SOURCE OF HAPPINESS ):
Apr 25th
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i just lost my entire music library.  does anyone have the vampire weekend itunes session?
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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liveoncedietwice asked: Oh. Hi.
It's Nakota.
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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"i like you more than wbc likes misrepresenting...
I APPRECIATED THIS TEXT
Apr 20th
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yh
-vv: ilovevidya: -vv: hey angus  i love u ok ok THIS IS WHY YOU BOTH HAVE STREP
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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when you talk to shawna, she will tell you EXACTLY...
shawna: yo son! trumpus!
me: wuz good dumpus
shawna: in the car! my tooth hurts today. it is sunny.
Apr 17th
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Apr 15th
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i was going to post song lyrics but i didn’t want to lose all respect for myself so instead i’ll just advise everyone to go listen to el scorcho now
Apr 15th
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Anonymous asked: http://lookbook.nu/look/210752-unauthorized-persons-must-keep-off-bridge

interesting.
Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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i’ve found that when my friends present me with a “would you rather” situation, they really just want me to choose one of two unsavory options so they can go into detail about just how unsavory it is in an attempt to make my change my mind so they can reveal that the second option is, indeed, just as unsavory.
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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the darkest joke i have ever told
FRIEND #1: your mom! FRIEND #2: burn! FRIEND #3: burn your mom! ME: way ahead of you.
Apr 12th
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would i get a computer virus if i tried to...
if the file you’re downloading has a virus in it, then yes. answering questions here while i am rendered speechless!
Apr 11th
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"is your girlfriend hot or weird"
this is a vyou question that i cannot wait to answer.  i love how my only two options are hot or weird.  i don’t know if i’m supposed to pick one or evaluate her on both of these traits.
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Anonymous asked: i feel like if you choose to be on YouTube, you shouldn't be allowed to use the excuse that you're a "shy" person. you're putting yourself out there and you should know people are mean and do not care if your feelings are hurt or not.

you made this decision.
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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WatchWatch
zach’s sentiments at the beginning and end of this video resonate with me big time.  the biggest reason i stopped answering formspring questions (i’m currently using formspring temporarily while i have a tongue crib-induced speech impediment) was because some people decided to use their anonymity to be a douchey as humanly possible.  it’s incredible just how nitpicky people can...
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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CONFESSION #4
IF I TWEET THAT I AM ANSWERING FORMSPRING QUESTIONS AND RECEIVE NO QUESTIONS WITHIN ABOUT A HALF HOUR I DELETE THE TWEET TO PRESERVE MY EGO
Apr 8th
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CONFESSION #3
owlssayhooot: adamusprime: I WATCHED THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA BY MYSELF AND ENJOYED IT AT MY HOUSE. WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. AT KAYLEY’S HOUSE WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP
Apr 8th
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CONFESSION #3
I WATCHED THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA BY MYSELF AND ENJOYED IT
Apr 8th
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CONFESSION #2
RABID NERDFIGHTERS REMIND ME OF TEA PARTIERS AND RELIGIOUS NUTS
Apr 8th
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CONFESSION #1
I DON’T SEE WHY PEOPLE MAKE SUCH A FUSS ABOUT MUMFORD & SONS
Apr 8th
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i’m going to post a series of confessions in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS so be prepared
Apr 8th
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thatzak celebration
safarizone: yeahyourock: “YES!” I’m not going to reblog anymore pictures of myself for a while, I promise. i’ll reblog pictures of you, i promise
Apr 8th
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