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September 2011

hi. are you shy or just an introvert because they're not the same thing. if you are shy, how do you get past it and meet new people?

i think i’m just more of an introvert because i prefer to be by myself or with a small group rather than lots of people.  meeting new people doesn’t make me anxious.

Sep 1, 2011
The hair question was from me. :D

you’re really bad

Sep 1, 20118 notes
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i lieked your old hair better

i liked the correct spelling better

also trust me i know it looked alright in the introducing zaphod video but it is not good in real life

Sep 1, 20116 notes
Um...I had a dream last night that I was watching a movie and you were the villain in the movie. Like, you had a moustache and everything. I don't know how I feel about this...

i would love to play a villain in a movie, much more than the protagonist.

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August 2011

kind of weird - but i'm glad i don't get a lot of advice anons. i'm terrible at dealing with my own shit, i can't deal with other peoples shit.

reblogging because i don’t get why people think i know how to solve their problems ):

Aug 31, 201110 notes
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With you living in Portland and all. What would be some recommended neighborhoods to live in? Places where people are less likely to be shanked would be nice.

i actually don’t live in portland yet, so i’m not super savvy but i think you’re gonna want to stay out of the lloyd center area because kids get shot there

west hills are nice but i think they might be a little spendy

Aug 31, 2011
Aug 31, 201115 notes
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would you date a girl who.. used the two period faux-ellipses?

no, i know it’s shallow, but i could never date someone severely mentally handicapped :\

Aug 31, 20119 notes
are you pro gay marriage or against it?

i am for gay marriage as long as i am not being gay married

Aug 31, 20114 notes
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If John Green uses a 2 period ellipsis in his new book, I will recognize it as a legitimate punctuation mark. Will you?

no, but i will recognize him as a heretic

Aug 31, 20112 notes
I'm a supporter of the two-period non-ellipsis. It can be used as an awkward pause in writing, and also, in context, signifies a shorter pause in messages. It's not a bad thing for people with short attention spans to use the two-period pause (as I'd like to call it), because it is both convenient in that it eliminates the need to press another key and reads faster than an ellipsis.

no

Aug 31, 20117 notes
I think you're a nice person and have no interest in doing naughty things to you. I hope you have a good night.

i appreciate the sentiment behind this and everything and it’s nice but uh

every time i post a somewhat sexual ask i get a bunch of messages like “i don’t want to do bad stuff i just want to be friends” and i think it’s because people assume that i am freaked out by the sexual asks

i only post them because i think they are funny and i get a kick out of them

i am an 18 year old boy, someone telling me they want to fuck me isn’t scarring

now if i were eight years old…

Aug 30, 201110 notes
I want to dip you in lemonade and throw milk duds at your boobies.

Aug 30, 201111 notes
with all the creepy compliments, I feel obligated to give you a boring one, like "you are fairly attractive and have a great sense of humor"

Aug 30, 20118 notes
Y U SO SEXXII?

i’m gonna try to answer all asks with pictures of jim for a while

Aug 30, 20116 notes
is nerdfighterdesperation always leaving creepy things in you ask box?

omg yes i don’t know who it is but what a creeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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