March 2012
“alright adam, that about wraps it up for the interview. are there any questions you’d like to ask us?”
“yes, is there any way i can get my salary in bitcoins”
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frezned replied to your post: first 10 reblogs get promotion reblogs only,…
do you accept bitcoin
i only accept bitcoin
the year is 2076
the energy crisis has been solved
we all live underwater
the world is at peace
ray william johnson is still saying “fail!”
my sister doesn’t like soccer because “they don’t score often enough”
my sister is not very bright
first 10 reblogs get promotion
reblogs only, likes don’t count
must be following me
must send me $20
must be a hottie
dick nudes with linda ellerbee
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hopeless-necromantic asked: did you know jack white produced some insane clown posse tracks?
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Anonymous asked: Which celebrities do you find attractive?
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Anonymous asked: why don't you like doctor who?
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Anonymous asked: yo adam, i would like to inform you that i really like "thrilled" and i think its super funny and i probably have listened to the full album like ten times. its great.
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Anonymous asked: What's your upper age limit on the vidcon makeouts? (I'll be 21)
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Anonymous asked: I'm giving you attention. Enjoy it while you can.
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Anonymous asked: I'm nine will yu make out wit mee?!?!!11?1?11/!1
14: encouraged over here at bearwave
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Anonymous asked: 18/19 is good yeah?
why is weed so funny
hahahahahah maaaaan
www.weed.420
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Anonymous asked: How young will you go at vidcon? Is 14 acceptable/encouraged?
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Anonymous asked: my repulsing factor is mostly age. 16.
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Anonymous asked: but will you actually make out with me, though. i mean i'm not totally repulsive.
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Anonymous asked: I'm afraid you won't want to make out with me at vidcon
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Anonymous asked: if i was friends with you i would send you nudes every time you told a joke because i think you're THAT funny and i want to reward you in some way
god dammit i got owned at the post office ):<
today i submitted my passport application and the guy processing it saw that i had written comedian under occupation (which is EXCITING because it’s TRUE!!!!) and he was like “got your birth certificate? got id?” then he looks up at me “got any jokes?”
and i just kinda laugh
and he goes “what, you’re not gonna tell me any? ahhh, i get it, it’s...
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Anonymous asked: What percent of your own jokes do you laugh at?
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Anonymous asked: I love the taste of metal!
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Anonymous asked: Re: making out at vidcon, do you get your braces off before or after?
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oliverdalstonbrowning replied to your post: if you were to date a girl, whats the youngest age…
kids under 5 can usually count to their age
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Anonymous asked: if you were to date a girl, whats the youngest age she could be? the oldest?
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Anonymous asked: i'm 16, would nudes be acceptable?
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frezned replied to your post: aaamerah replied to your post: hey adam! i live in…
international flights are LAX only (although this might be just for aussie flights)
ah quite right
i just checked, the only international flights john wayne can do are canada and mexico
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aaamerah replied to your post: hey adam! i live in germany and i’m thinking about going to vidcon…
I would fly into John Wayne maybe?
ahh the only thing is that john wayne might be pricier but who knows! definitely check all the airports in the area; lax, burbank, orange, john wayne…i get really good deals flying out of long beach if you can make the drive
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Anonymous asked: hey adam! i live in germany and i'm thinking about going to vidcon ... do you think i should? i mean, i would travel all by myself (i'm 18) and i don't know anyone there... i mean, i'd love to but i'm kind of afraid. what do you think?
you can drastically alter the meaning of a phrase by changing one word
“let’s take this baby for a spin”
“let’s take this baby for a shake”
you can also change things by omission
“let’s take this baby for a spin”
“let’s take this baby”
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youngstero:
“man this beach is fucking crowded”
- Waldo
“gunshot wound” is redundant
we could just say “shot wound” or “gun wound”, we’d get the idea
it’s not like we say “the victim suffered a severe knifestab wound”
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Anonymous asked: if i send nudes am i guaranteed a make out card at vidcon? xoxo stupid anon
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jonque started following you
jonque
hey man
you got a little
jonque in the tronque
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Anonymous asked: what if don't get a card :'(
vondell is cyberpimping me out
i feel used
someone come make out with me
BY THE WAY
before anyone thinks the makeout cards were my idea
that’s totally sonnet
she is the genius
make out with thank her
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Anonymous asked: what's the most embarrassing moment in your life? i feel like you'd be so hard to embarrass...
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Anonymous asked: do you accept sexy non-nudes?
