March 2012
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Anonymous asked: if someone actually sent you nudes what would you do with them
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Anonymous asked: Help my roommate is going through EVERY MEME and explaining what he likes about each one. WHAT DO I DO?
bed jokes
i put two king beds in the same room and a long war ensued to determine who was the ultimate ruler of comfortable sleeping conditions
i booked a hotel room with two queens, and when i got there, it was just george takei and elton john hanging out
hmmm in writing these out i have decided i don’t like either of them!
good exercise, team
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Anonymous asked: how many people have actually sent you nudes?
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blisteringbags-deactivated20120 asked: what about picture of moobs? are they acceptable?
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Anonymous asked: Can people actually submit things to your blog? That seems kind of odd, do you ever use them?
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dude, where's my czar?
the gripping tale of russia’s struggle after the abdication of czar nicholas ii
adele’s official genre is whinecore
someone on facebook status posted the status “rocking out to adele”
are you suuuure
are you absolutely sure that’s what you’re doing
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Anonymous asked: I feel really bad that you had to pay extra shipping for us foreigners who bought your CD. How do I get the money back to you?
h-help…
the pawn stars facebook game is…
too fun…
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Anonymous asked: if i gave you a present would you be happy or weirded out?
pc users: microsoft released a free flight sim... →
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Anonymous asked: what were you like in school?
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Anonymous asked: you bullied me in school :/
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Anonymous asked: did you bully anyone in school?
February 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
