I would do ecstacy if I could put it in a pez dispenser– thatzak
still the best thing on a hot day is lemon sorbet and if you wanna feel like a kid, lemon sorbet with double gummy bears if you’re a functioning member of society you can put fruit in it go crazy throw in some pineapple i won’t tell anyone
extrememediocrity replied to your post: man i want ice cream so bad now there’s a ben and… ur bein rly annyong rn the steve special: a cup full of sprinkles
if you like mint: mint ice cream brownies hot fudge if you like peanut butter: chcolate ice cream double peanut butter peanut butter cups a glass of milk if you like baked goods: cake batter ice cream cookie dough brownies yellow cake caramel
man i want ice cream so bad now there’s a ben and jerry’s nearby that ain’t no cold stone
significationary replied to your post: yo what tastes do you like i could probably think… dark chocolate, strawberries, peanut butter, cookie dough ah man it’s a flavor that comes and goes but ghiradelli dark chocolate ice cream with strawberries and white chocolate chips
ruddystargazers replied to your post: yo what tastes do you like i could probably think… OOO I liiiiiiike very sweet not sour, chocolate that melts instead of getting crunchy and berries. or. something. :] vanilla bean/french vanilla/sweet cream (whatever you prefer), strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, brownies, hot fudge
vondell-swain replied to your post: yo what tastes do you like i could probably think… human flesh just get a waffle cone that’s close enough
yiffzilla replied to your post: yo what tastes do you like i could probably think… i like strawberries and im lactose intolerant oh well shit no wonder you’ve had horrible cold stone experiences!!! damn raspberry sorbet, strawberries, maybe throw some chocolate shavings in there
yo what tastes do you like i could probably think up a bomb-ass cold stone creation for you
sonnetstockmar replied to your post: hey if you go to cold stone and you order… why? mixing whipped cream into ice cream makes it all melty and then it’s really hard to put in the cup and still make it look good
hey if you go to cold stone and you order something with whipped cream in it and you say “could you just put the whipped cream on top instead of mixing it in” you’re gonna get some extra toppings
everets: If you throw a ball far enough it’ll hit you in the back of the head
goodson: imagine putting up with someone who ruins cute moments by saying “you’re made of awesome dftba xD french the llama” this is my struggle
[[MORE]] i have an unbelievably cool b’grlfriend i’m going on tour with some of my best buddies i’m making a decent income off comedy so i’m fucked because my karma’s waaaaay out of whack now
i dunno if you’re the kind of person that is rude to people anonymously i can say with 100% certainty that you’re not a person i want to know
Anonymous asked: So...have you apologized to her for being an ass?
Anonymous asked: hey so are you and olga talking again?
Anonymous asked: Your April post just ended up on my Uni's student-run piss take facebook page. It got 50 likes so far and it's only been live for 10 minutes. Don't worry, I'm sobbing for ya!
i like public restroom graffiti
i like public restroom graffiti because i always find myself wondering what other people think about when they poop
Anonymous asked: are you a wuss when it comes to physical pain?
man i wanna read more this summer i wanna go to the library and just pick a book off the shelf at random not knowing anything about it and read it
thiscakeisnotalie: The boys on the seventh floor of my building are having a “Steve-Off” to see which Steve is the best Steve
living in the city has taught me that there is an alarmingly high number of people who are totally okay with having extremely loud shouting matches on the street
Anonymous asked: lego
Anonymous asked: so the 'take a chill pill' was a scam tattoo? I'm confused.
jackiefarrell: look guys we all know adam is an idiot for not liking one direction but you don’t have to get MAD at him for it
imganon-deactivated20120613 asked: Looks like that anon wants your blog to just go in one direction
Anonymous asked: I like 1d but I like you as well. I'm not going to freak out because that would be stupid.
Anonymous asked: Heyyy how about if you don't like One Direction you just keep it to yourself.
Anonymous asked: Do you know how many "It's gonna be may" post there are now? It's all your fault! You just had to notice how close it was to May, DIDN'T YOU!?
bekn: I had a really big fine at my local library (around £100) but then it burned down so I’m in the clear. trying not to laugh in class
Who likes Tom Milsom?
tommilsom: toddly00: I DO I LIKE ME ON THE TOUR ON THE EXCEPTIONALLY ORDINARY TOUR WHICH I’M GOING TO BE ON you herb it here first folks
iwalkthelinelikejohnnycash replied to your post: on the tour i have a goal of eating one burger a… go to five guys if you haven’t already not really regional but SO FUCKIN GOOD I’M GONNA DO IT
people who live on/near i-5 between vancouver bc and los angeles: what are some good regional burger joints i should hit up?
on the tour i have a goal of eating one burger a day preferably from regional places (dick’s, kidd valley, burgerville, in n out, etc.) and i’m gonna show them to you all call it ad’s burg blog
Anonymous asked: how many tattoos does your body own?
you ever think of your body as just this thing whose only purpose is to serve your brain that’s what we are really a bunch of brains living in bodies your brain is a power ranger and your body is a megazord
ravenzoe replied to your post: yo real talk that “it’s okay to not like things”… haha you know that’s me singing the song, right? yes! and you do a really good job! it’s the WORDS that get me
i was thinking the words “bus station” over and over in my head and it eventually turned into “brus statiom” and now i’m trying really hard not to laugh
it has been far too long since my last swiss cake roll
oh holy cow last week i COMPLETELY forgot to go to my u.s. politics class like it didn’t even enter my mind at all until i went to bed and i thought it was the mid-term review so i panICKED turns out that today sighing the deepest sigh of relief
millardfillmorejive replied to your post: weezer’s blue album has sold 4 million copies … everyone said hurley was something of a return to form so i listened to it and everyone was wrong it’s uh it’s a step in the right direction from raditude? i guess? like they did raditude and realized “hooooly fuckin shit nooooo” and brought it back a lil bit rivers needs...
weezer’s blue album has sold 4 million copies hurley has sold 60k yeesh