if someone ever said to me “play the trololol song at my funeral” i’d have no idea what to do
i couldn’t kill them
that’d just be giving the sick bastard what he wants
May 2012
Top 5 least favorite songs of all time
- Use Somebody - Kings of Leon
- Macarena - Los del Rio
- Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
- Lips of an Angel - Hinder
- Hey There Delilah - Plain White T’s
1. Breakfast at Tiffany’s - Deep Blue Something
2. Last Christmas - Billie Piper, Ashley Tisdale, etc.
3. Fireflies - Owl City
4. Kiss Me - Cranberrries
5. MMMBop - Hanson
- stuck like glue - sugarland
- in the mall - weezer (ft. lil wayne)
- blame game - kanye west
- fireflies - owl city
- paralyzer - finger eleven
crazy ad's top 5 albums
- weezer - pinkerton
- weezer - weezer (blue album)
- arctic monkeys - humbug
- japandroids - no singles
- the dead weather - sea of cowards
worth noting that weezer also holds my worst album of all time title
I once met a guy who believed the 50s were the best times there will ever be…huh.
to be fair it sounds pretty good except for the misogyny and racism
someday i’m gonna shave with a straight razor and wear a suit and tie and get coffee before i head off to work and be incredible misogynistic
the 50’s dream
my dad has a farm with a bunch of sheep and chickens but we don’t eat any of our animals we just use the eggs and the wool and sell the sheep for breeding
we uh
we did eat the roosters
turns out roosters are ASSHOLES
i just shaved off my mustache
oh man
my face feels a million times better
Why did you quite Youtube? Your videos were quite enjoyable.
- i never felt like making videos
- i had no ideas
- i like tumblr way better
- the youtube community feels super broken to me
- adsense got shut down and that was the final nail in the coffin
i wouldn’t say i’ve COMPLETELY quit, i might still make videos now and then
but i certainly don’t feel like making them with the frequency i used to
i’m racist toward small dogs
have i told you all about the time i had to tell reggie fils-aime that i broke one of their display unit 3ds systems
the best things to ever happen to me
- second trip to disneyland
- nintendo headquarters/meeting reggie fils-aime
- lace butt
when you get out of university are you planning on being a full time canadian or get a job in the mean time?
i’m turning off anon
it enables the useless
when you get out of university are you planning on being a full time comedian or get a job in the mean time?
well you can’t really like
sign up at the joke factory and work 40 years and then retire
we’ll see how things work
if i have the opportunity to do comedy full time, then hell yeah
can we maybe go one day where we just goof around instead of Tackling Social Issues
i need a break
Ordinary Vancouver
Come have a lovely day in the park with the Ordinary Tourians! This is a FREE event and we’re gonna treat it like a gathering/acoustic park show.
On June 18th we’re going to meet at Stanley Park on the grass near the Aquarium from 1pm - 4pm.Click HERE to join the event on Facebook
woowooooo! free shows!
since it’s acoustic i will be whispering jokes into ears
hey could you answer this privately
no
yeah i can’t handle beard itch it’s freakin outta here
i don't know if this would interest you or not, but a kid who goes to my high school's dad did the cover art for the Eragon books
was his name jude palancar
i remember that name
