May 2012
i’m not racist one of my best friends used to be hollywood
i used to know someone hollywood
goodson:
feed me
bring me vodka
also my b’grlthing
needy couple 2012
“they used to mean us when they said ‘we love jb’,” said nick, while kevin nodded in agreement
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effington replied to your post: anyone over 21 in portland lemme borrow u for a…
ugh you’re in an infant
ANNA COME HELP ME
I NEED AN ADULT…
anyone over 21 in portland
lemme borrow u for a sec
there’s a list going around that says “women don’t have to:” and then it lists all these attributes generally considered feminine
but one of them is “be white”
was
was anybody arguing that
maybe that’s why obama is the first gay president
because his wife is black and therefore cannot be a woman
life is very confusing
the most helpful boyfriend award goes to me
oly: alex needs to come up with a nother tweet for her dad's concrete company's tiwtter account and i can't think of anything
Adam: "we have so much concrete"
oly: flawless
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thenicolexoxo asked: Can we add you on neopets? You totally just got me back to playing mine haha
let's turntable some feel-good summer jams! →
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meelokunis reblogged your post: if everyone reblogs this with something in their…
pissing on myself
there we go
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brorangutans reblogged your post: if everyone reblogs this with something in their…
when your nose has been stuffy for days/weeks and all of a sudden it opens up
this might be the best one yet
i’m back from the dining hall
that was some c+ chicken curry
if everyone reblogs this with something in their lives that makes them happy it will be the most positive post in the world
for me it is chicken curry in the dining hall
there’s chicken curry in the dining hall
everything’s comin up adam
chrismello:
hello friends,
i use man and dude as neutral terms of affection
and if that upsets any of you please tell me
and i will not do that
word
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on a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a hedberg ripoff would it be if i had someone playing an acoustic bass in the background of my next stand-up album
because i have a friend who offered
anna has a track in her itunes by adam robertson that is 1:15
none of the tracks on thrilled are 1:15
anna what are you up to