i have just completed cosmopolitan’s list of 50 great things to do with your breasts
i am now a certified boob expert
please form an orderly line, ladies
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- effington said: I like that it starts with the assumption that we “let them roam free” - like we temporarily release them from their obligation to be attached to our chest.
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- wizardsblood said: I can totally see a lady using this exclamation against you someday.
- jungrapunzel said: Strategic rose petals at the ready ;D
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- hughbris said: you need business cards!
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