alright

i have just completed cosmopolitan’s list of 50 great things to do with your breasts

i am now a certified boob expert

please form an orderly line, ladies

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  1. effington said: I like that it starts with the assumption that we “let them roam free” - like we temporarily release them from their obligation to be attached to our chest.
  2. wizardsblood said: I can totally see a lady using this exclamation against you someday.
  3. jungrapunzel said: Strategic rose petals at the ready ;D
  4. hughbris said: you need business cards!
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