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hey girls next time you complain about your asshole boyfriend maybe you should reconsider who you’re with

maybe you shouldn’t be with him

maybe you should be with your best guy friend

the one who has always been there for you

the one who feels like a brother to you and the thought of a sexual relationship makes you slightly physically ill

the one who has blatantly disregarded your many signals that you aren’t interested

the one whose feelings you don’t want to hurt by outright telling him you don’t feel that way

the one who never talks to you like a person but instead regurgitates the same cliched lines that probably came from a nicholas sparks novel

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