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people who will be killed when adam becomes world dictator

  • couples who call each other “babe”

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    Hahahahahahahaha you guys have no idea how perfect this is to me
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  13. lovingcaringandappreciating said: Oh, man. My friend and her husband. SO freakin’ annoying.
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  25. mayoroffuckstickjunction said: Alternatively, people who refer to their spouses/partner as “mommy” or “daddy”.
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  32. actualdarling said: Can you refer to someone as “a babe”?
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  38. ghostsinemptyhouses reblogged this from adamusprime and added:
    Ugh, ugh. I hate that. I’m not a fan of pet names, anyhow. Don’t call me them. Ever. I fucking beg you. (Especially...
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  43. ripbearwave said: i call literally everyone babe will you kill me?
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