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Q:Good, now drink more and come over to my house.

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hey now anon, lemme tell you what’s what

just because i’m drunk doesn’t mean my judgment is out the window, as i am sure you can see by my biting sarcasm and all that

also, i can’t really feel my fingers when they touch the keys.  they’s pretty wacky!  i meant to type that, but i typed they instead.  that’s okay!

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