i just went to go get mexican food and when i came back there was a raccoon outside and i didn’t even care

i talked to it

i said “raccoon, this is seattle.  this is not place for you.  go live in the woods.  you will be happier there.”

and then it ran away

i hope it went to the woods

it will be happier there

i have no way of knowing where it will go because raccoons cannot communicate with humans.

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