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Q:no, this is clearly a case of you being a dick. your followers caused me to close my account. how am i being close minded, the intention of this comedy tour or whatever you 'want' to call it is disingenuous. to travel is to need money to eat, fuel up, etc. that's living expenses. if you can't provide those on your own, you need to get YOUR priorities straight instead of sending your "fan base" off to twitter/tumblr land and shame someone for not having money or food but having an iphone?

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“that’s a pretty fucking weak argument. oh he’s got an iphone he must be exaggerating. well i guess that’d be the case cept it’s the only outside communication i have right now, i use it more as an ipod. and soon i will have to sell it so i can put something in my stomach, while people like you get a free meal ticket out of a bunch of shaming chumps. thanks guys, way to make me have a more positive outlook on humanity

i can see you and your “fans” as a bunch of people who see a homeless person on the street (been there done that btw!!) and yell at him to get a job, regardless of who he is or what problems he might be facing. if that’s the kind of thing you are promoting i sure as hell am glad that i have never heard of any of you. as far as calling you motherfuckers, that’s plain and simple. privilege much? i sure wish i could con people into giving me 2000 dollars to do whatever the fuck i want with it.

lastly, fuck off. i talked to the kickstarter people about your project and they are reviewing it. i hope to god it gets deleted and the people you’ve conned get refunded. don’t ever shame anyone ever again for not being as advantaged as you. thanks, by the way i listened to about 5 seconds of your “comedy” before shutting it off. protip: you aren’t a comedian you try ENTIRELY too hard.”

so uh update on this guy: he is still mad

few things:

  1. nobody made you close your account, you chose to do that
  2. why aren’t you making a scene about all the other countless tours on kickstarter
  3. i never sent anyone to do anything (i’ve kept all the correspondence up so you can double check if you don’t believe me)
  4. you’re the most self-centered person i’ve ever encountered
  5. as i’ve previously stated, i’ve been completely transparent about where this money is going and people have deemed it a worthy cause.  just because you don’t agree doesn’t invalidate their opinion
  6. i sent a copy of all our correspondence to the kickstarter team and they’ve assured me the project will stay in good standing
  7. you’re 31 years old and you’ve spent an entire day harassing a 19 year old on the internet who just wants to tell jokes
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  2. laurenisjewish said: but…we just…we support you and we enjoy the entertainment you bring us. and personally i wont even be able to see the tour since i’m on the east coast, but i’m still going to donate because i want you to succeed. sorry for being selfless? womp
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  14. scaphoids said: oh lordy. I just really can’t understand why this makes him so angry. It isn’t a new thing, it isn’t harming anyone, and it will occur again. I really commend you guys on it and I wish you all luck, even while I can’t make it.
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  17. thebucket86 said: Doesn’t this guy who apparently is disadvantaged have better things to do than harass someone on the internet over something that literally has no effect on his life whatsoever?
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