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joshishollywood:

I overheard this really uncomfortable conversation today involving a guy complaining about how he didn’t get to pick which child to sponsor through World Vision

My dude. Why the shit would it matter. Starving sucks even if the kid isn’t adorable or has all their limbs

If it matters so much, I’ll take your dumb money, I’m relatively good looking and I enjoy Subway as much as the next guy and you obviously have some odd priorities going on here

“i enjoy subway as much as the next guy”

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