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overtheunderpass:

i shit you not

today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED

i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast

he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong

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