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the year is 1434

henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out

two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”

“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”

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