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oly tried to explain the movie "city of angels" to me

  • oly: he's
  • oly: an angel
  • oly: and his job is taking people from death to the afterlife
  • oly: but he's jealous of humans
  • oly: and i forget exactly how but he gives everyone the finger and renounces immortality to become human for this woman
  • oly: and then they get together and they're all happy
  • oly: AND THEN SHE DIES
  • oly: AND HE HAS TO LIVE OUT THE REST OF HIS HUMAN LIFE WITHOUT THE WOMAN HE LOOOOOOOOOOOVES
  • Adam: so hes a regular person then
  • oly: SHUT UP ROBERTSOn...
  • Adam: that happens to a lot of people
  • oly: but it 's
  • oly: sad
  • Adam: yes
  • Adam: it is very sad
  • oly: life is sad
  • Adam: and now you dont have to watch the movie
  • Adam: because you already learned the lesson
  • oly: flips you off
  • oly: continues to watch bc meg ryan is cute as hell
  • Adam: fair
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