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I’ve never gone on jungle cruise. ?/10 ?

it kinda depends

it has some cool history attached to it, it was one of the opening day attractions and it’s still there, largely unchanged

however when it opened it was really revolutionary and amazing but now it’s just sort of old and dated

but the jungle cruise skippers can be REALLY good

like if you get a funny skipper that’s such a fun ride

they tell jokes and make fun of the attraction as you go through

and if you go on at night and there aren’t any little kids in the boat

sometimes the humor can get surprisingly raunchy

i’d give it like a 6/10

it’s not really an exciting ride but it’s near and dear to my heart

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  1. oldatbeingyoung said: man usually I really love the jungle cruise but last time I went on, the skipper was pretty bad and these people kept yelling out the punchlines and it was pretty unenjoyable
  2. lauracuthbert said: Cool. Night time Jungle Cruise it is.
  3. scatmancrothers said: i have yet to hear you say one wrong thing about amusement parks
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