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hey all you girls on facebook who refer to your best friend as “wife”

stop

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    YOU CANT STOP US.
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    But Vondell, pretend marriages are so legitimate.
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    i dont think that would hold up in a court of law
  34. campbells-primordial-soup reblogged this from vondell-swain and added:
    I actually did pretend to get married to my best friend. I have every right to call her my wife.
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    I call her my wife my mom and my daughter… because she is all of those things.
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    Please. Change your relationship status and...referring to her as your “wifey” every time...
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    But I married my wifey, we had haribo rings and witnesses!!
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