hi i’m adam i’m 20 from portland oregon and i like funny thingsthis is my personal blog so if you follow it you can expect some personal posts but i like to try to keep it funny and not annoyingclick here to listen to or purchase my stand-up comedy album (it is very funny)i sell funny hats on the internetask me things but keep in mind i’m not a therapist and i won’t solve your problemsthis is an faq so you won’t ask me a dumpy questionemail: youraverageadam@gmail.comvar _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})();dumpnuggetsTumblr (3.0; @adamusprime)http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/<p>im skyping with someone and i put their lil video popout over the tumblr radar ad</p> <p>im brilliant</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50973247261http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50973247261Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75d449be14675484668fe8f8c00f9c6d/tumblr_mjxgdi9dyK1qavz6jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://benjaminspanklin.tumblr.com/post/50971838974/oh" class="tumblr_blog">benjaminspanklin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>oh   </p></blockquote>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50973090650http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50973090650Mon, 20 May 2013 23:11:40 -0700<p>i currently have about 28% of my paycheck go to taxes which sort of sucks but sort of rules because i get a lot of it back at when i do my tax returns so it sort of acts as a savings account that i cannot mess up even if i want to</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50972565470http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50972565470Mon, 20 May 2013 22:59:51 -0700<p>i know there are good parts of reddit but like</p> <p>god damn</p> <p>the bad outweighs the good by a pretty large margin</p> <p>if reddit was a person they would make the world&#8217;s worst first impression and then a few months later you find out they volunteered a few hours once in high school because they had to</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50971855701http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50971855701Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:40 -0700<p>just wanna take a quick sec to point out that the fine folks at r/atheism are celebrating &#8220;draw muhammad&#8221; day, taking islamophobia to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL</p> <p>three cheers for the advancement of bigotry</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50971650474http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50971650474Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:24 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50970945304" src="http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970945304/audio_player_iframe/adamusprime/tumblr_mn4isfluJh1srnbd9?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fadamusprime%2F50970945304%2Ftumblr_mn4isfluJh1srnbd9" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>ive listened to mvotc a bunch since it came out and after careful consideration i have determined that it is the best vw song</p> <p>the bit at the end is the only time i have heard ezra have to really strain his voice and when you look at the lyrics its so appropriate</p> <p>being head over heels in love with someone but having one immutable fact force you apart</p> <p>if u dont tear up a lil bit idk what to say to u</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970945304http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970945304Mon, 20 May 2013 22:26:19 -0700<p><a class="username" href="http://futurefantastic.tumblr.com/">futurefantastic</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970568217/i-am-full-of-love-2night-who-wants-love">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970568217/i-am-full-of-love-2night-who-wants-love"> i am full of love 2night. who wants love. </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <div>can i get just the tiniest bit of tolerance real quick</div> </blockquote> <p>*points at menu*</p> <p><code>"NO SUBSTITUTIONS"</code></p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970670787http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970670787Mon, 20 May 2013 22:21:00 -0700futurefantastic<p>i am full of love 2night. who wants love.</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970568217http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50970568217Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:06 -0700<p>alright, computer</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50969731255http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50969731255Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:27 -0700[10:16:37 AM] Michael Midnight: I hate Mondays<br /> [10:17:03 AM] Adam: we should drink with garfield<br /> [10:17:44 AM] cody: yeshttp://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50917402860http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50917402860Mon, 20 May 2013 10:18:56 -0700<p>one time i was at a party with a kid named jesus and he was supposed to bring a bottle but he forgot it so he went back home to get it and when he got back to the party it was hailed as the second coming of jesus</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50914965539http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50914965539Mon, 20 May 2013 09:37:36 -0700<p>do you think obama was allowed to use his .gov email address when he signed up for a runescape account</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50914479870http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50914479870Mon, 20 May 2013 09:29:10 -0700<p>i wish people who aren&#8217;t funny hadn&#8217;t ruined the word peasant because i think it had potential</p> <p>they just chose to use it in the worst possible context</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50914198391http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50914198391Mon, 20 May 2013 09:24:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/667d359a9db505859579edf608e75799/tumblr_mn34slVKkU1qzg91ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>s’all good on mt hood</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50892024920http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50892024920Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e456a50d5766a5520f5ad67022f62537/tumblr_mn342qk2AR1qzg91ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891425765http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891425765Sun, 19 May 2013 23:44:50 -0700dudleyworl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebaf306017f57efd666a95cfdfdfd41d/tumblr_mn33zcI6wh1qzg91ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my favorite picture of me</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891344274http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891344274Sun, 19 May 2013 23:42:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93fe5e6d4dfc3c903ff2551c27e3417c/tumblr_mn33wdoXpV1qzg91ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this pic looks like im getting off the slide to go fight someone</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891273287http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891273287Sun, 19 May 2013 23:41:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b74a3120b2f619206aba51109a7fc18c/tumblr_mn33qpluQi1qzg91ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>da hell</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891133136http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50891133136Sun, 19 May 2013 23:37:37 -0700<p><a class="username" href="http://borlax.tumblr.com/">borlax</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50890480777/im-back-from-having-a-fun-time-in-seattle-and-now">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50890480777/im-back-from-having-a-fun-time-in-seattle-and-now"> im back from having a fun time in seattle and now&#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote>hey do guys have any copies of Halo 4</blockquote> <p>we have&#8230;several</p> <p>i know we have over 30 copies of gears of war judgment</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50890524140http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50890524140Sun, 19 May 2013 23:23:16 -0700borlax<p>im back from having a fun time in seattle and now i have to go to sleep so i can get up in the morning for new store training goodnight</p>http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50890480777http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/post/50890480777Sun, 19 May 2013 23:22:16 -0700