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Q:I don't think snoop dog would want to live with somebody who ate ten eggs.

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this is the saddest thing i’ve ever read

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Q:I aspire to be like you.

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have you tried eating 10 eggs

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  • 11 hours ago
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Q:It's funny you said Matterhorn during fireworks was your best roller coaster experience because I rode diamondback (kings island) with my bests friend during fireworks and we both swore it felt like one of the highlights of our lives

Anonymous

roller coasters during fireworks are extreme sensory overloads

it’s such a good feeling

and it’s so pretty

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  • 11 hours ago
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Q:I bet the next time you kiss oly, she'll be able to taste the eggs...

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hey oly

peanut butter

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  • 14 hours ago
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Q:do you like todd?

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he’s hit-or-miss

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Q:are you serious???? i love deviled eggs lol i eat more than 10 every time i eat them

Anonymous

did you know deviled eggs are only half an egg

20 deviled eggs

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  • 17 hours ago
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Q:Why would they make you eat eggs what if you died

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it would be a sweet release

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    • #tw: suicide?
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Q:Why do you have to eat eggs?

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because i made a huge mistake

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Q:You should look at the bottom of Vondell's blog w/ goggles...

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i woke up from my nap and felt pretty good but now im gonna turn anon off and go back to sleep

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Q:When do you think you'll do another episode of Nefarious Fauxpod? Ever?

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it’s unlikely

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  • 4 days ago
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