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Q:Why is it weird that people want you? Do you not think you're not attractive?

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i think im cute just not like. blllluuuuhhh i hate this word. sexy

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Q:i had a dream last night that we were sitting on the floor of what was supposed to be your room and you got a call from your dad. you hung up on him and started crying. i tried to comfort you with, admittedly, some intention of getting in your pants. i didn't get very far, though, because the room was overrun by tiny ostriches and i had to fight them off to protect you.

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it’s weird that people covet my d

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Q:why isn't charlieissocollike getting million + views now like before?

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why are you asking me

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Q:Where do you buy your clothes

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h&m, asos, jackthreads, and urban outfitters mostly

i go to a lot of different places. i always look even if a store really doesn’t seem like it’s my kind of thing because you never know

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Q:Adam for your own sake I'm gonna have to ask you not to mention bronies again.

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shuuuuuut uuuuuup

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Q:what's wrong with being christian or homeschooled or even referring to yourself as a "brony" and who the hell are you to judge

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when did i say any of those things were bad

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Q:I work in the kitchen at Nordstrom at the mall of america is that good enough

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i love nordstrom cafe so much

yo nordstrom girl can u hook me up with preferential treatment at the nordstrom cafe

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Q:i am everything you ever wanted but the catch is i look exactly like jerry seinfeld would you date me y/n ?

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jokes on you that IS everything i ever wanted

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Q:I am real, but not single, unfortunately. You seem like a really great guy though!

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;____;

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Q:short n curvy with a pixie cut. i like yoga and reading. listen to witch house and chillwave. would you date me? i've always thought you were so cute.

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this is borderline kiki

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