tricking a girl into being your girlfriend
having spending money
“come at me bro” interpreted literally as “ejaculate in my direction, brother”
sounds like homestuck to me
what if laptop fans adequately cooled computers
downloading a larry the cable guy album in flac
what if the pores on my cheeks and nose weren’t the size of craters
me except i’m a dog
oliver and i releasing stand-up albums on the same night in july
hi i'm adam i'm 20 from portland oregon and i like funny things