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dongcity replied to your post: a little miffed dani copied my haircut but w/e

you’re probably just miffed that she looks better with it like you look good but let’s be real

shes a girl thats not even fair

dongcity replied to your post: safarizone replied to your post: if the olympics…

nah it would be some vegan gluten free pale ale from microbrewery so small that it only makes 1000 beers a year

all that except it only makes one beer every 1000 years

dongcity replied to your post: are they really strict…

dude it feels so great knowing I will never have to worry about an MIP ever again

i hate you

buy me booze

dongcity replied to your post: my brother doesn’t believe me that i like eminem

read this sentence out loud

good enough

dongcity replied to your post: Maybe a dumb question but if your jaw is gonna be wired shut how are you gonna eat?

how are you gonna make out?

…

oh my god

no

dongcity replied to your post: how long have you had braces before/when do you get them off

but your teeth are going to be gorgeous

AND i will never have to wear retainers

dongcity replied to your photo: here’s a picture of vivien to remind you that my…

I don’t know how this picture of this really attractive girl proves that your best friend, me, is hotter than everyone else’s best friend even though it’s totally true I am.

more proof that samb is the hottest

dongcity replied to your photo: i’m gonna go back and get it touched up a lil but…

the back needs a bit of work

yeah she gave me a lil bit of a mullet

dongcity replied to your post: i’ve only had two paid gigs but i’m gonna abuse…

you’ve made HUNDREDS of dollars in comedy

you’d be surprised