You guys notice how once middle school rolled around a bunch of girls started to have the exact same handwriting How the hell did you guys orchestrate that
one time i read “lebanese cuisine” as “lesbian cuisine” and i thought “ha, what would even be on the menu for lesbian cuisine”
and then i realized what would be on the menu
the paradigm shift between these messages in my inbox is astounding. it’s like art.
neither is great but i like the second guy better
(via notxam)
cosmo sex tip
bite off a chunk of his shoulder meat, laugh while chewing
you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude
i’m ~75% sure i called someone a scooby dooby douche last night
i found it
im going through my #favorite tag
i think that top picture is the best picture of me ever taken
look how hot i was
fire up the lawnmowers and barbecues it’s time for the DAD OLYMPICS
events include BREAKING THINGS WHILE TRYING TO FIX THEM
WEARING SHORT SLEEVE BUTTON UP PLAID SHIRTS TO WORK
TELLING THE SAME JOKE FOR ELEVEN YEARS
and WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL
thank god this post is finally getting the attention it deserves
this might be my favorite thing ive ever posted
imagine ganon doing all these things
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hi i'm adam i'm 20 from portland oregon and i like funny things