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Q:Drinking is much funner when you're underage, so enjoy it while you can.

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it’s not the thrill of being underage, it’s the happiness of being with my best friends.  i love them so much, they mean the world to me.  i would be this happy even if i wasn’t drunk.

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millywing replied to your post: does someone want to give me a massage at vidcon …

I dislike massages. I don’t like people touching me.

well that my friend is MEGA FUCKED UP i will take all of your massages

i love people touching me

i don’t even care if that sounds sexual

i love being touched

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