stasiaexdee replied to your post: So, you got into the Disney College program thing?…
Why did you not apply for Pixan University?
because i do not want a job in animation
Q:Adam, be careful with the green fairy because that's apparently why Van Gogh hacked his ear off.
oh heavens i am a responsible drunk, i am not into self-mutilation! i appreciate your concern. also, the hallucinogenic agent in absinthe was outlawed in 2007 (i think) so we don’t have to worry about that bit. RAWR*
*rawr requested by banananeil
Q:since your aiming to get drunk, what will you be drinking?
the ADAMUS LIME
simply mix vodka (i like smirnoff watermelon) with limeade and grenadine
Q:what is the best jones soda flavour?
oh man that’s zach’s territory:
stasiaexdee replied to your post: is there any place to watch your standup online?
how much will it cost?
free to stream, $5 to download, $10+shipping for signed cd/download combo
stasiaexdee replied to your post: oh man crazy-ass story right here one time when i…
what? the conclusion that a cult caused the deaths still doesn’t explain why vultures wouldn’t go near the cow carcasses
sPoOkY
stasiaexdee replied to your post: don’t you hate it when you come up with a…
What is the joke?
what i did: “i drove here in my ford fiesta, or, for my spanish-speaking friends, my ford party.”
what zach galifianakis did 12 years ago: “i got a ford fiesta, so i drove down to mexico to do some jokes and discovered two things: mexicans love to laugh, and they call it a ford party.”
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