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twoitle replied to your post: i’m gonna cleam my rune

wow not even a single note good job

there’s one note now assweed

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twoitle replied to your post: twoitle replied to your post: post a picture of…

my mother is a hairdresser these insulting genes are just in me idk I can’t control it

are hairdressers naturally rude people

i was unaware of that stereotype

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twoitle replied to your post: post a picture of you smiling. no funny faces or anything of that sort. just a nice smile coming from YOU.

that shirt is seriously hideous

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Q:What country/countries would you like to go to?

twoitle

pretty much all the english-speaking ones and switzerland

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twoitle replied to your post: are you an ass or boobs man?

ooh touchy subject

i wish…

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twoitle replied to your post: have your balls shrunk? or you don’t have any?

I thought milk makes your boobs grow

recharge the ol’ mam glands

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twoitle replied to your post: adam’s top beverages

what about coffee? Or iced coffee?

no

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twoitle replied to your post: Maybe if you posted a picture of your chest as a comparison, they’d leave you alone…

your hands are very feminine

some would argue that i have dad hands

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twoitle replied to your post: post office raised rates ):

haha I’m going to buy a CD now just to annoy you

don’t worry i already raised the rate because i’m not a big fuck idiot :)

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twoitle replied to your post: the folks i went to vidcon with last year had a…

Can you wear skinny jeans instead of skinny ties? I would appreciate that.

those are actually two totally different things

it’s not like a mutually exclusive clothing relationship

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